my definition of SHIT

See those two shit mongers in the picture? there are two little pisspoor excuses for animals in that shot. i had to inventory my trailer today. which was not great. it was made worse by these two shit stains on life barking nonstop for the whole five hour ordeal. i like animals, sometimes more than people. these two premature ejacs needed to be fed poisoned meat. preferably the meat of the owners who did a shite job of raising them.

Now this pile of shit i like. i went to DT for a day and got a tour and some gear. the gear is great cause i need new clothes to wear so i do not have to recycle as much. sometimes my wife wonders where the dirty hippy she married went....well i found him, three days is minimum for a pair of jeans. lets not talk about that much.

 i cut short a conversation with the midget to eat tonite. i was starved so i went into a mexican place for grub. lets just say it was not mexican at all. it was a pile of reheated frozen shit sticks covered in "seasoning". rice was comparable to sawdust only less satisfying. the "fish tacos" would require an archaeologist to find the damn fish, cause it was not present. the margarita was warm piss water with added salt. this was an embarrassment of food( ish ) items on a plate. i would dare say the so called chef was the biggest white guy ever. i would rather have eaten those two shit stains in the first picture. this was a severe disservice to mexicans everywhere. absolute slop. it rates as my worst meal ever. ever.ever.

 and i did not get to ride today due to above mentioning of inventory. it is shit to be in grand junction/ fruita and NOT ride. 

 Whats on tap for tomorrow? 

 riding mother trucker and lotsa it.

Wednesday i get some altitude training by drinking er riding in VAIL. I am not sure if it will be road or trail but then again who cares?